What's a Casshole you ask?

   "'Casshole" is an alleged species of weasel/scum - like creatures, that have been seen by credible witnesses in the wilds of the North American continent, and all over the world, often leaving used masturbation rags, sperm samples behind. 

****There seems to be a lack of documentation available to readers regarding the casshole Species.***

 I'll do my best to fill you in on what I have learned from my first person encounters with the parasite.

One of our readers decided to help in the task of identifying & documenting the  casshole. They have obviously met a casshole before!

How did the Casshole come to be?

No one is certain how the casshole came to be. One possibility is inbreeding, another is evolution from pond scum. Many theories exist, but no one really knows for sure. Its a wonder that natural selection and geography haven't eradicated this parasite. As the climate continues changing, (running out of people rip off, with the Law not far behind) the casshole migrates further and further north.

Key characteristics of the Casshole:      

    BE WARNED! The casshole may attempt to use a disguise.  The disguise isn't that great, but it does work. Unless you have interacted with a casshole before you may be deceived.  Deception is the life line of the casshole .  Seemingly harmless to the unsuspecting individual. 

NEVER FEAR!  I'm prepared to offer my seasoned casshole detection services.    Here are a few key signs to look for....

Claims to be the victim in all circumstances. Proudly stamps terms like "PROFESSIONAL" on everything!   When obviously it’s quite the contrary.... Wears the same nasty cameo hat for every occasion.  (Detectable by the "Rosy Palm Grease Residue" on the right side of the brim. From the quick all-in-one, someone's busting in, put it away and grab your hat like it needed adjustment, movement.) Thinks fraud counts as "business" Openly states that children have NO rights. Believes throwing children down the stairs and handing out black eyes to minors is an acceptable "punishment". Tells children, and I quote, "I'll Kill You!" Claims to be a devout Christian.  But likes to cheat on his spouse with ANY 2 bit gutter slut he can find. The Casshole will proudly say,.... "yep have to go to work again... .C...."   translation:  I'm out to see what STD's I can conjure up, contract, and bring home. Exchanges services for "OTHER" services *cough*   (NASTY BASTARD, move to Vegas) Being unable to support a himself, the parasite moves from host to host sucking the resources out of them. When there's nothing left to take he moves on. Believes child neglect, endangerment, psychological/emotional abuse and of course physical abuse are appropriate parts of daily life. Will sell you anything. (Amazingly close to the swamp land in Florida deal you may have heard about!) Leaves tools scattered around the yard, and later claims "people keep taking my stuff". Yo, cheif... did you have a lapse? There is a term for that you know. Possesses absolutely no life real skills. Continually searching for the get rich quick jack pot.  Beware! The casshole does have a good battle plan.  He locates, ignorant unsuspecting victims, gets them hooked on his rich quick scheme. But by the time the shit hits the fan its too late. The parasite already fucked you over, took what he wanted, and hit the road. Uses terms like "WWWWWWHERE",  WWWWWWWHen." and "Ceeeeeeeee".  It's not a speech impediment, REALLY. Makes outrageous claims such as, "I'm a graphic web artist".  No.  You’re a Stu, with a painting program.  Jack Ass! Will never graduate from "Loser Hood" Has very distinctive, out of style, HUGE FREAKING sunglasses...  these are standard issue. Required covert operations. (*cough* getting aroused watching small children, watch out yours could be next!!!!!) Never learned to tie his shoes, reverts to Velcro. Will "work" on  computers but never REALLY fix the problem. Thinks lying under Oath is a respectable characteristic. Amazingly self righteous!  The Casshole Will shock and amaze you with his antics. Thinks no one can out smart him.     (HA.....  HA.........  hehe.. HA!. Yeah RIGHT!, whoa , don't hurt yourself)  Make up and be the leader of an “Elite” club. Yeah that’s a special crew there. Cream of the Crop! If you honestly believe your “Special” training would benefit you in a REAL fight. (I.E. with a REAL man)  Then you’re a disillusioned  Casshole :) . Pouts when people don’t agree with him. Regress of the reason. Yep, pouting asshole. Charming…. Your neighbors refer to you as “The Little General”.

MORE TO COME SOON!

 So much material, so little time. Sorry chap, I have a REAL job you'll just have to check back later ;)

Where can I find a Casshole ?

 Funny that you ask. One may exist closer than you think! 

Public Sightings are rare. This is mostly due to the fact NO ONE LIKES A CASSHOLE.  Going into public puts the casshole at risk of detection. When you screw enough people over, much  like the casshole does, things are bound to catch up to you. 

While perusing a chronic masturbation addiction, the casshole depletes his paper product and lubrication resources quickly. All that "Work" makes him guzzle Cola-products like its going out of style.  He is then forced out into the world in search of more "supplies". This is your best chance to catch a glimpse. Unless of  course your an under age female getting dressed. Then the casshole can be found on the other side of the wall trying to sneak-a-peek.

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